Saturday, March 22, 2014

I'll have a Sex Panther on Tap.

I'm not much of a beer drinker any more, and I don't think I would have enjoyed "double chocolate porter"  back in the day.

But someone quaffs this stuff down 'cause I found an empty, crushed can in the road as I was picking up litter the other day.

Can't you just see ads for Sex Panther running on Fox during Super Bowl?  

A young man might be careful ordering a glass on tap -- his date might look for the exit and beat a hasty retreat.

Some marketing genius figured this stuff was funny, provocative, appealing to young men. Or, maybe it's just an in-your-face goof -- the only "product" being the crushed can itself.  

Anyone ever swill this strange brew?

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