I'm not much of a beer drinker any more, and I don't think I would have enjoyed "double chocolate porter" back in the day.
But someone quaffs this stuff down 'cause I found an empty, crushed can in the road as I was picking up litter the other day.
Can't you just see ads for Sex Panther running on Fox during Super Bowl?
A young man might be careful ordering a glass on tap -- his date might look for the exit and beat a hasty retreat.
Some marketing genius figured this stuff was funny, provocative, appealing to young men. Or, maybe it's just an in-your-face goof -- the only "product" being the crushed can itself.
Anyone ever swill this strange brew?